What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
12.06.2025 09:33
Yes sir it is.
After a few moments he returns.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
What is your best gay fantasy?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
HELLO
What is the definite integral of x^x from 0 to 2?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
{RING} {RING}
Why are men today so pussiefied?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
With 'I Love Lucy' and beyond, Desi Arnaz helped shaped TV as we know it - NPR
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Measles 'exposure event' confirmed in Great Falls - KRTV
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.